Dating headline quotes

When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: ' Here comes the bride, all fat and wide.' Luckily, it was a few days after the wedding - but it was still hideous to read at a great romantic moment.Jo Brand There is an urgent need for Americans to look deeply into themselves and their actions, and musical poetry is perhaps the most effective mirror available. Phil Ochs ' Bombing Afghanistan back into the Stone Age' was quite a favourite headline for some wobbly liberals. But an instant's thought shows that Afghanistan is being, if anything, bombed out of the Stone Age.Win all my fights in the first round, then go to the UFC and headline a show, and have it as a pay-per-view and at home. Ronda Rousey I have been hearing gossip and lies since I began working.When I was 17, I used to get very angry because I opened a magazine and I saw myself in a picture on a motorcycle, and the headline was, ' I'm getting married next month.' Penelope Cruz You start in bars and then restaurants, then you want to get into comedy clubs where you feature, then you headline, and once you sell out clubs you're into theaters.I've been able to get there, and it's cool to do that.Bill Burr To wake up in England and have the newspaper on your front door with a headline that says, ' Ozzie's Beach Whale of a Daughter,' doesn't really do much for your self-esteem at all.

If you’re not totally boring (and we’re guessing you aren’t), you want something more interesting than just some variant of “hello,” but you aren’t sure how to distill your entire personality into one phrase or sentence.For men, some activities they should include are surfing, hiking, and live music.For women, they should include things like yoga, acting, and fashion.But if you’re one of the millions of guys trying their luck on a dating site or app that requires a headline, then read on. Your dating headline is one of the first things on your profile that sets you apart from the crowd of posers, six-pack-selfy-takers, nimrods, and lowlifes.In fact, on some websites, it’s one of the first things a woman sees in her search results.